Seriously? They call that a business? I've seen more organized chaos. {Communication is nonexistent|Getting anything done is a miracle, and the "management" is just a bunch of power-hungry jerks who have no idea what they're doing. Run while you still can. Trust me, your sanity is worth more than thisnightmare.

• Don't even get me started on the break room microwave
• an abomination against humanity

Fake As Fuck: A Waste of Your Time

Yo, let's be real for a sec. Binge-watching this drivel is just gonna waste your precious energy. You could be getting laid instead of getting sucked in by this fraudulent nonsense. Seriously, it's like watching grass grow.

• Save yourself the headache and avoid it| Steer clear of this trainwreck| Don't even waste your breath on this load of crap.

This Company From Hell

Working at Useless/Absolute/Godawful Assholes is like dancing/swimming/walking through a minefield of stupidity/bullshit/idiocy. Every day is a new disaster/circus/nightmare fueled by morons/clueless/retarded management and coworkers who are about as helpful as a brick/hole/chocolate teapot.

The work itself is mind-numbing/soul-crushing/unbearable, involving tedious tasks/repetitive drudgery/the same bullshit over and over. You'll be screwed/mocked/laughed at by superiors who couldn't find their ass with both hands/manage a goldfish/run a bath and your ideas will be slaughtered/ignored/tossed in the trash.

The only thing worse than the work is the toxic/horrible/abysmal company culture. People are constantly complaining/backstabbing/screaming at each other and there's an overall atmosphere of fear/sense of impending doom/constant tension. Honestly, I wouldn't recommend this place to my worst enemy/deadbeat uncle/least favorite person . It's a waste of time/suicidal experience/career-ending pitfall that will leave you feeling empty/defeated/like you want to die.

Stay Away From This Dump

Listen up, because this place is a total wreck. Don't fall for their tricks – it's all just a hoax. The management is horrible, the drinks is nasty, and you'll loathe ever setting foot here. Trust me, your time and money are far better spent elsewhere .

• Seriously, don't even think about it.
• Avoid at all costs.
• Take your business elsewhere.

They're Faking It, And You're Getting Screwed taken

Big companies want you to think they're on your side. They'll spout hollow copyright about values, while their actions scream a different tale. They're deliberately manipulating the system, and you're the one who's paying the price.

It's read more time to see the truth. Don't let them trick you any longer.

This Company is a Joke Company Name Sucks Dick

They’re full of crap. Don’t even think about buying their products. Get ready to waste hours on hold. It’s a total scam.

Here’s why this company is straight garbage:

• They overcharge you for everything
• Don’t waste your money on their crap
• They don’t care about you

{Do yourself a favor and stay away|Spread the word and warn others!